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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 66
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Ludwig van Beethoven
Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life.
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Lord Nelson
England expects that every man will do his duty.
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Suzanne Gordon
To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
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Akhenaton
As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as a curtain, so the Soul remaineth perfect even in the bosom of the fool.
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Grover Cleveland
There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which follows a supine submission to wrong and injustice and the consequent loss of national self-respect and honor, beneath which are shielded and defended a people's safety and greatness.
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Luther Bear
The old Lakota was wise. He knew that man's heart away from nature becomes hard he knew that lack of respect for growing, living things soon led to lack of respect for humans, too.
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James Allen
Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit.
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Claudianus
Pride sullies the noblest character.
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Confucius
Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
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Katharine Butler Hathaway
It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich life, and if you let your fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, then your life will be safe, expedient and thin.
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Pliny the Younger
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
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Steven Wright
They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
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