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Crazy Famous People Sayings - 113
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Barbra Streisand
You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.
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J. Krishnamurti
The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
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William Bridges
Genuine beginnings begin within us, even when they are brought to our attention by external opportunities.
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Airplane
Rumack Yes I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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Author Unknown
Education is not received. It is achieved.
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Walter Lippmann
Successful ... politicians are insecure and intimidated men. They advance politically only as they placate, appease, bribe, seduce, bamboozle or otherwise manage to manipulate the demanding and threatening elements in their constituencies.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he was nice, that he just didn't know how to show it. The meanest man in town, I said, was the mean old guy who lived in the big white house. 'THAT'S MISTER SWENSON,' they said. Oh, my mistake.
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Leo Tolstoy
A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator the smaller the fraction.
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Faith Popcorn
The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power live in a box (their home), then travel the same road every day to another box (their office).
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Albert Einstein
It is only to the individual that a soul is given.
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Franois Auguste Ren Rodin
Art is contemplation. It is the pleasure of the mind which searches into nature and which there divines the spirit of which Nature herself is animated.
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Stephen S. Wise
Vision looks inward and becomes duty.Vision looks outward and becomes aspiration.Vision looks upward and becomes faith.
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