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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Things People Say - 87

Anthony Perkins

I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which I spent my life.


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James Barrett Scotty Reston

How Kennedy knew the precise drop in milk consumption in '1960


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Orison Swett Marden

We win half the battle when we make up our minds to take the world as we find it, including the thorns.


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Albert Camus

If there is a sin against life, it consist perhaps not so much in despairing of life as hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. Albert Camus


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Dr. Viktor E Frankl

Those who have a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how.'


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Denis Watley

To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives.


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Harold Geneen

Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process.


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Shakespeare

Love is merely madness.


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Marcel Duchamp

The creative act is not performed by the artist alone; the spectator brings the work in contact with the external world by deciphering and interpreting its inner qualifications and thus adds his contribution to the creative act.


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Desiderius Erasmus

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.


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Author Unknown

The written word can be erased - not so with the spoken word.


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Pope John Paul I

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.



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