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Count Oxenstierna, letter to his son, 1648
An nescis mi fili, quantilla prudentia regitur orbis? Dost thou not know, my son, with what little wisdom the world is governed?
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Edwin P. Whipple
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.
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Terry Pratchett
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Friendship, of itself a holy tie, Is made more sacred by adversity.
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Henry David Thoreau
We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must never let it leak out that we have not.
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Thucydides
The sufferings that fate inflicts on us should be borne with patience, what enemies inflict with manly courage.
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.
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Cristina Rose Schumacher
Do today, what you usually can't do and save the frequent and usual things for tomorrow.
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Solomon Short
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
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Ann Landers
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
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Samuel Johnson
Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say.
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Virgil
The gates of hell are open, night and day Smooth the descent, and easy the way.
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