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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 73

Dan Quayle

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.


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Pearl Sydenstricker Buck

To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a whole heart and a free mind.


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John Dryden

We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.


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Walker Percy

To become aware of the possiblity of the search is to be onto something.


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Unknown

If it is to be, it is up to me.


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Unknown

If someone breaks your heart, forgive them. For they have helped you leard an important lesson on who you open your heart to.


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Claudianus

He who desires is always poor.


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Michel de Montaigne

Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods by the dozens.


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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it.


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John Sloan Dickey

The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.


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Colette

A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.


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Claire Boothe Luce

If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?



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