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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 120
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George Bernard Shaw
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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Friedrich August von Hayek
There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting to make them equal. While the first is the condition of a free society, the second means as DeTocqueville describes it, a new form of servitude.
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Ambrose Redmoon
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
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Jane Austen
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.
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Jane Austen
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
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Johann Von Neumann
The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they mainly make models. By a model is meant a mathematical construct which, with the addition of certain verbal interpretations, describes observed phenomena. The justification of such a mathematical construct is solely and precisely that it is expected to work.
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Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Tomas did not realize at the time that metaphors are dangerous. Metaphors are not to be trifled with. A single metaphor can give birth to love.
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Lin Yutang
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
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Scottish Proverb
He that loves the law will get his fill of it.
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Kahlil Gibran
God has placed in each soul an apostle to lead us upon the illumined path. Yet many seek life from without, unaware that is within them.
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Ronald Reagan
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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Jean de La Fontaine
Let ignorance talk as it will, learning has its value.
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