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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 125
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Karl Kraus
Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
A hundred objective measurements didn't sum the worth of a garden only the delight of its users did that. Only the use made it mean something.
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Michel de Montaigne
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
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Robert Anthony
The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
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Leonardo da Vinci
Whoever in discussion adduces authority uses not intellect but memory.
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General Douglas MacArthur
In war there is no substitute for victory.
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James Arthur Baldwin
I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.
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Stanislaus
What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little
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Joseph Batten
It is the responsibility of the sender to make sure the receiver understands the message.
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Mark Twain, New York Journal, June 2, 1897
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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Dag Hammarskjold
You have never done enough, so long as it is still possible that you have something of value to contribute
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Ken Hakuta
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
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