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George Bush
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
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La Rochefoucauld
Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
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La Rochefoucauld
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
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Jeanne Phillips
All the world's a cage.
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Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr.
Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying ten minutes from now
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Charles Kingsley
Look at the bow in the cloud, in the very rain itself. That is a sign that the sun, though you cannot see it, is shining still -- that up above beyond the cloud is still sunlight and warmth and cloudless blue sky.
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Thomas Merton
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
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Aristotle
A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one.
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John Stuart Mill
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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Aesop
I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath.
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Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a 1-foot chain.
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Computer Museum
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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