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Louise Guiney
Quotations (such as have point and lack triteness) from the great old authors are an act of reverence on the part of the quoter, and a blessing to a public grown superficial and external.
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Alexander Pope
An honest man is the noblest work of God.
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Assyrian Proverb
Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides.
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Aesop
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
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Anne Elizabeth O\'Hare McCormick
Today the real test of power is not capacity to make war but the capacity to prevent it.
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Hyman Rickover
It is necessary for us to learn from others' mistakes. You will not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Cherie Carter-Scott
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.
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This Is Spinal Tap
Mick As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
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Danielle Donoho
We can be honest without saying what we mean to say, we can talk about the weather while ignoring the rain.
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Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre pg. 61
If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.
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Aesop
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
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Edward Morgan Forster
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.
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