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Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 175
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George Orwell
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
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Author Unknown
Too many people run out of ideas long before they run out of words.
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Britney Spears
With love, you should go ahead and take the risk of getting hurt... because love is an amazing feeling.
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Lord Byron
Opinions are made to be changed - or how is the truth to be got at.
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Barbara Charline Jordan
I live a day at a time. Each day I look for a kernel of excitement. In the morning I say 'What is my exciting thing for today' Then, I do the day. Don't ask me about tomorrow.
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Dean Riesner, Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in "Sudden Impact", 1983
Go ahead, make my day.
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Marcel Proust
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself.
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Matthew Trump
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
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Lord Byron, Letter to Thomas Moore
What is hope? nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of.
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Dick Cavett
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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Horace, Odes
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow! Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.
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