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Duke Ellington
Gray skies are just clouds passing over.
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Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Albert Einstein
Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say than of what others are saying, and listens no more when he himself has a chance to speak.
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Bobby Sanghavi
I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am is a realist.
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E. M. Forster, A Passage to India, 1924
Pathos, piety, courage, — they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
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Charles Caleb Colton
No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power.
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Elizabeth Seaton
Live simply that others might simply live.
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Cicero
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.
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Colin Wilson
In the civilisation a new law of hostility prevails. And to call it the law of the jungle is unfair to the jungle.
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Wilfred Wilson Gibson
Come, for the House of Hope is built on sand bring wine, for the fabric of life is as weak as the wind.
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Richard Buckminster Fuller
By and large, I seem to have made more mistakes than any others of whom I know, but have learned thereby to make ever swifter acknowledgment of the errors and thereafter immediately set about to deal more effectively with the truths disclosed by the acknowledgment of erroneous assumptions.
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