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Oprah Winfrey
Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possiblity.
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Michael Konda
The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Success is never final.
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John Buchan
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Anonymous
A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one.
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Leo Tolstoy
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
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Edward Abbey
Hierarchical institutions are like giant bulldozers-- obedient to the whim of any fool who takes the controls.
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Ernest Dimnet
All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy.
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Isadora Duncan
What one has not experienced one will never understand in print.
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St. Catherine of Sienna
If you are what you should be, you will set the whole world ablaze.
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Pythagoras
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
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Greg Evans
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.
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