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Clever Famous Sayings - 138
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Sun-Tzu
If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him. If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.
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Cicero
The welfare of the people is the ultimate law. (Salus Populi Suprema Est Lex)
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Memory", 1996
You try to give away what you want yourself.
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La Bruyere
No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them no cause to miss him less.
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Emily Dickinson
I dwell in possiblities.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he knows how to introduce the former at fit place in conversation.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
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Robert Frost
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
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La Rochefoucauld
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
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Rita Mae Brown
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.
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Albert Ellis, founder of Rational Emotive Therapy
People and things do not upset us, rather we upset ourselves by believing that they can upset us.
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George Gordon Byron
They never fail who die in a great cause.
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