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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 185
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice by choice.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
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Kahlil Gibran
To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to do.
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Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks
Experience does not ever err. It is only your judgment that errs in promising itself results which are not caused by your experiments.
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Richard Nixon, discussing Watergate
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
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E.M. Cioran
The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperment of a vampire with the discretion of an anemone.
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Walt Whitman
If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.
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John Dickinson
Then join hand in hand, brave Americans allBy uniting we stand, by dividing we fall.
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James Boswell
I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an understanding.
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George Santayana
Life is not a spectacle or a feast it is a predicament.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
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Robert Martin Fuoss
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.
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