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Silly Famous People Sayings - 32
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Og Mandino, The Greatest Miracle in the World
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
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Richard Feynman
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Henry David Thoreau
A simple and independent mind does not toil at the bidding of any prince.
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German proverb
Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart.
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Protagoras, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
There are two sides to every question.
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Barbara Hall
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in fat but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde Hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Cicely, 1992
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people...well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world.
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Frank McKinney Hubbard
Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Donna Hedges
Having a place to go - is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both - is a blessing.
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Plutarch, Morals
For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.
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Amy Tan
Memory feeds imagination.
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Napoleon Hill
Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
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