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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 59
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John Kenneth Galbraith
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.
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Douglas Adams
See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.
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Dan Quayle
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
America is a land of wonders, in which everything is in constant motion and every change seems an improvement. No natural boundary seems to be set to the efforts of man and in his eyes what is not yet done is only what he has not attempted to do. - from Democracy in America
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Evelyn Waugh, Diaries of Evelyn Waugh (1976)
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Japanese Proverb
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
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Henry James
There are three things that are important in human life. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. The third is to be kind.
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Elbert Hubbard
Responsibilities gravitate to the person who can shoulder them.
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Rainer Maria Rilke
The deepest experience of the creator is feminine, for it is experience of receiving and bearing.
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Rebecca West
People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
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Bruce Barton
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
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Madam Chaiang Kai-shek
I go walking, and the hills loom above me, range upon range, one against the other. I cannot tell where one begins and another leaves off. But when I talk with God, He lifts me up where I can see clearly where everything has a distinct contour.
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