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Silly Famous Sayings - 92
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
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Stephen King
You can't deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
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Jeff Melvoin
The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election itself...The act of voting is in itself the defining moment.
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U. S. Constitution
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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Oscar Wilde
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.
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George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Lucille Ball
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.
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English Proverb
A stumble may prevent a fall.
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John Gay
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.
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Agnes Repplier
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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Werner Karl Heisenberg
An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject and how to avoid them.
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Leo Tolstoy
Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.
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