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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 139
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Louis Pasteur
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
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Samuel Butler
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
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Ring Lardner
'Are you lost, daddy' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up,' he explained.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
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H.L. Mencken
I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
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Sir Thomas Browne
Where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live.
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Mary Manin Boggs
When we hold back on life, life holds us back.
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Thomas Jefferson
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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William Orville Douglas
Solitude is the beginning of all freedom.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The most original authors are not so because they advance what is new, but because they put what they have to say as if it had never been said before.
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Frank Herbert, Chenoeh: "Coversations with Leto II"
Life cannot find reasons to sustain it, cannot be a source of decent natural regard, unless each of us resolves to breathe such qualities into it.
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George Bush
Don't confuse being 'soft' with seeing the other guy's point of view.
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