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Clever Famous Sayings - 68
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David Assael
After you've been in a place for a while, everything starts to look... I won't say better, there's no need to go to extremes...but your everyday life does start to become...familiar.
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Shirley MacLaine
Fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.
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Aristotle Onassis
The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows.
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Jacob Brownowski
Man masters nature not by force, but by understanding.
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Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
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Benjamin Franklin
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.
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John Skelton
I say, thou mad March hare.
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Edward Abbey
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
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Dame Edith Sitwell
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
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Alain
What is ten thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for one who yearns.
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Sara Teasdale
When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise, life will have given me the truth, and taken in exchange -- my youth.
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Walter Bagehot
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
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