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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 115
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Miguel de Cervantes
Let us make hay while the sun shines.
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Sacha Guitry
You can pretend to be serious you can't pretend to be witty.
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William Congreve
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.
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Thomas Fuller
No good workman without good tools.
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Anton Chekhov, 1897
We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
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F Scott
There was never a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn't be. He is too many people if he's any good.
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Clarence Thomas
I don't believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights, not group rights.
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William Hazlitt
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
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Oscar Wilde
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
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Aristotle
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
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Guatemalan Proverb
Everyone is the age of their heart.
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Unknown
If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?
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