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1 Timothy 611 Bible
But thou, O man of God, flee these things and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.
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Christina Georgina Rossetti
He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man.
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Edmund Burke
Never despair but if you do, work on in despair.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
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Dan Rather
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions -- adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.
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Walt Disney, On the inside wall of the American Adventure in Epcot Center
Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.
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Helen Thomson
A cat does not want all the world to love her -- only those she has chosen to love.
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Martha Beck
The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen these qualities in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of your essential being.
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King Stanislas I of Poland
To believe with certainty we must begin by doubting.
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Lawana Blackwell
The hatred you're carrying is a live coal in your heart - far more damaging to yourself than to them.
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Jeanette Winterson
What you risk reveals what you value.
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