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Crazy Things People Say - 153
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Jacques Bossuet
The worst derangement of the spirit is to believe things because we want them to be so, not because we have seen them for what they are.
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David Brink
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
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e e cummings
To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
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Thomas Edison
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
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Douglas Adams
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
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Tom Hanks
Some of the best advice I ever received was Man, that was terrible.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson, Ulysses (poem)
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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James Russell Lowell
In creating, the only hard thing is to begin a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.
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Oscar Wilde
I am not young enough to know everything.
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Elisha Potter
Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case.
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Bible, New Testament, Matthew 7:7
Ask, and it shall be given you; Seek, and ye shall find; Knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
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Black Hawk
If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well.
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