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Jane Austen
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
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Alexandra Stoddard, Gracious Living in a New World
The world is extremely interesting to a joyful soul.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours.
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The Seven Sages
Do not speak ill of the dead.
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H.L. Mencken
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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Albert Einstein
After a certain high level of technical skill is achieved, science and art tend to coalesce in esthetics, plasticity, and form. The greatest sceintists are always artists as well.
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William Shakespeare, "As You Like It", Act 5 scene 1
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Thomas Hardy
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
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Heinrich Heine
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
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Lucan
A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
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Marcius Porcius Cato
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Memory", 1996
I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chose…though not always what I pleased.
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