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George W. Bush, Inaugural address, 2001
America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound by ideals that move us beyond our backgrounds, lift us above our interests and teach us what it means to be citizens.
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Alec Waugh
A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself; he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success.
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F Scott
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.
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James Grover Thurber
All men should strive to learn before they die What they are running from, and to, and why.
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Sir Francis Bacon
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either be supplied or its loss will not be felt.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.
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Chantal Saperstein
All marriages are mixed marriages.
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Anne-Sophie Swetchine
We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse.
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Robert Anthony, Great American Poets 2002
If we could only share our hopes, our dreams, our disappointments, our fears, our achievements, and our discoveries.... the world would be a little kinder and a lot more forgiving.
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Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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Mark Twain
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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Samuel Johnson
The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another
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