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Mickey Mouse
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Leo C. Rosten
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Epictetus
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
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George Santayana
An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet
The chief proof of mans greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.
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Mother Teresa, in her Nobel lecture
Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
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E. B. White
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
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C. C. Colton
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it. The pains of power are real; its pleasures imaginary.
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Dora Russell
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
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Unknown, quoted by Jim Horning
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
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Robert Ingersoll, On Isadora Duncan
Under the influence of art the walls expand, the roof rises, and it becomes a temple.
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Joseph Roux
Our experience is composed rathery of illusions that of wisdom acquired.
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