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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 100
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Sylvia Fine Kaye
An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.
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W. J. Cameron
Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.
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Wilson Mizner
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
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Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, 1978
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Stephen Vizinczey
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.
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Batman
The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS This town needs an enema
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Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Virgil
Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly.
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Jim Morrison
Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
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Groucho Marx
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Samuel Hazo
Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.
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Benjamin Franklin
In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
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