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Ralph Waldo Emerson
To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men-that is genius.
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A. E. Houseman
Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.
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J. Edgar Hoover
Justice is incidental to law and order.
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Hunter S. Thompson
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
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William Shakespeare
'T is better to be lowly born, And range with humble livers in content, Than to be perked up in a glistering grief, And wear a golden sorrow.
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William Hazlitt
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
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Laurie Anderson
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...only much, much better
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Catullus
Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is!
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Oscar Wilde
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
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James Broughton
The only limits are those of vision.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks, but only at what he does himself, to make it just and holy.
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August Hare
Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
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