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Duffy Daugherty, football coach and sports analyst
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
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Jerry Garcia
It's pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness.
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Xenophon
If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their growth is assisted by education and cultivation.
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Marlene Dietrich
I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
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Benjamin Franklin
It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
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Albert Camus
What is a rebel A man who says no.
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George Sand
The capacity for passion is both cruel and divine.
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Chuang-tzu, The Great Supreme
He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar.
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Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
There are two things in particular that it the computer industry failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.
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Mao Tse-tung
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
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