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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous Sayings - 8

J.B.S. Haldane

It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine.


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E. M. Forster

We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.


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Joe Moore

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.


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Henry David Thoreau

Dreams are the touchstones of our character.


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Unknown

SMILE GOD LOVES YOU


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Walter Williams

History is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they've managed to do to Black Americans what slavery, Reconstruction, and rank racism found impossible destroy their family and work ethic.


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Edwin Holt Hughes

If we were to be asked suddenly to give a definition of humility we would doubtless be greatly embarrassed.


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Dr. David M. Burns

Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.


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Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.


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Arthur Schopenhauer

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but is also a disruption of thought.


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Charles Horton Cooley

An artist cannot fail it is a success to be one.


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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.



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