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Funny Famous Sayings - 161
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Carl Sagan
It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
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Charles Caleb Colton
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
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Lin Yutang
I have done my best.' That is about all the philosophy of living one needs.
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Sir Winston Churchill
It might be said that Lord Rosebery outlived his future by ten years and his past by more than twenty.
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Richard Hughes
Do your bit to save humanity from lapsing back into barbarity by reading all the novels you can.
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Frederick Douglass, Speech, April 1886
Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is in an organized conspiracy to opress, rob, and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.
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Benjamin Franklin
Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
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John Lahr
Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
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Charles De Gaulle
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
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Thomas Paine
I fear not, I see not reason for fear. In the end we will be the victors. For though at times the flame of liberty may cease to shine, the ember will never expire.
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Frances Watkins Harper
Apparent failure may hold in its rough shell the germs of a success that will blossom in time, and bear fruit throughout eternity.
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Charles Dickens
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
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