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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 55
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Alfred North Whitehead
It takes a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
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Phaedrus
The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
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Democritus
Word is a shadow of a deed.
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Philip K. Dick
There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms.
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Barbara Charline Jordan
What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as its promise.
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Alben W. Barkley, U.S Vice President (1949-1953)
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
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Albert Einstein
The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.
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Publilius Syrus
You should not live one way in private, another in public.
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Brian Tracy
It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going.
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Heraclitus, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
All is flux, nothing stays still.
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Thomas Fuller
Let him who expects one class of society to prosper into highest degree, while the other is in distress, try whether one side of his face can smile while the other is pinched.
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Aristotle
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
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