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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 16
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Christopher Morley
Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age.
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French Proverb
He who survives will see the outcome.
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J. Willard Marriott
Good timber does not grow with ease the stronger the wind, the stronger the trees.
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Alfred Mercier
What we learn with pleasure we never forget.
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Robert Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazurus Long
A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.
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Japanese Proverb
In wealth many friends in poverty, not even relatives.
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La Bruyere
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
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Thomas Mann
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
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Peter De Vries
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
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Julian Jaynes
Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does not know everyone else.
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Bernard Mannes Baruch
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
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Cicero
When you wish to instruct, be brief that men's minds take in quickly what you say, learn its lesson, and retain it faithfully. Every word that is unnecessary only pours over the side of a brimming mind.
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