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Douglas Adams
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
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Allan K. Chalmers
Men should not trust in God as if God did all, and yet labor earnestly as is he himself did all.
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La Rochefoucauld
For most men the love of justice is only the fear of suffering injustice.
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Abigail Adams
Learning is not attained by chance. It must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
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Cicero
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
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Saskya Pandita
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
When you strike at a king, you must kill him.
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Aristotle, Politics
They should rule who are able to rule best.
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Moe Howard
Only fools are positive.
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Lawrence Sterne
To have respect for ourselves guides our morals and to have a deference for others governs our manners.
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Michael J. Gelb
Champions know that success is inevitable that there is no such thing as failure, only feedback. They know that the best way to forecast the future is to create it.
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Ovid
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
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