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Les Brown
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
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Harry S Truman
Well, I wouldn't say I was in the 'great' class, but I had a great time while I was trying to be great.
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F.W. Lawvere
That orgy of wishful thinking that has passed for logic in the present century.
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Cicero
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
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Bible
Ask, and it shall be given you Seek, and ye shall find Knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
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David Grayson
Life is too brief. I had a friend whom I intended to know better. Yesterday he died.
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Anonymous
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
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Laurence Sterne
A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life, by him who interests his heart in everything.
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Edwin Percy Whipple
Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and satisfying result of strenuous discipline.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience.
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Matrix, The
Neo I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
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E. M. Forster, Howards End
The crime of suicide lies in its disregard for the feelings of those whom we leave behind.
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