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Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 98
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John Burrough
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
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Seneca
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
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Hesiod
Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
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Laura Ingalls Wilder
I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
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Will Rogers
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
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Lord Chesterfield
I recommend that you take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves.
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David Hume
History is the discovering of the constant and universal principles of human nature.
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Cesare Pavese
We do not remember days, we remember moments.
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Publilius Syrus
No one knows what he can do till he tries.
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John Stuart Mill
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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Aeschylus
When a man's willing and eager, the gods join in.
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Socrates
The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.
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