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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Famous People Sayings - 195

Kareem Abdul-Jabar

I try to do the right thing at the right time.They may just be little things, but usually they make the difference between winning and losing.


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David Harold Fink

People are more easily led than driven.


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Willa Cather

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.


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Aristotle

Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.


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Washington Irving

A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.


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Virgil, The Aeneid

Trust one who has gone through it.


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Jean Cocteau

I know that poetry is indispensable, but to what I could not say.


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Antisthenes

Observe your enemies for they first find out your faults.


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Barber B. Conable, Jr

Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.


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William Walsh

I can endure my own despair, but not another's hope.


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George Walden

A country losing touch with its own history is like an old man losing his glasses, a distressing sight, at once vulnerable, unsure, and easily disoriented.


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Henry David Thoreau

The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.



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