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Clever Famous Sayings - 148
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Seneca
I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better then the bad.
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Andrew Old Hickory Jackson
One man with courage makes a majority.
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Anonymous
Dare to be wise. (Sapere Aude)
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Saki
People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system that produced green Chartreuse can never really die.
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Gloria Steinem, Outrageous Acts and Everyday Rebellions, 1983
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
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Oprah Winfrey
You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more.
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Italian Proverb
Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.
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Janet Jackson
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on the other side and those who are on the other side.
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Phylos the Tibetan
This is before the coming of a new Heaven and a new Earth, in the which shall reign the Prince of Peace forever and forever, as the Old shall be passed away, for lo on earth there is nothing great but man in man there is nothing great but mind. . . . .
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
What is success I think it is a mixture of having a flair for the thing that you are doing knowing that it is not enough, that you have got to have hard work and a certain sense of purpose.
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Edward Teller
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
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