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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 42

Herbert Hoover

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.


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Cicero

By force of arms. (Vi Et Armis)


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Arthur Schopenhauer

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but is also a disruption of thought.


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W. Somerset Maugham

It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is the summit of being justice is the application of it to affairs.


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Mary Baker Eddy, Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures

Love inspires, illuminates, designates and leads the way.


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Alfred Victor Vigny

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.


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Alcaeus

Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals and dockyards make the city, but men able to use their opportunity.


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George Bernard Shaw, "Man and Superman" (1903), act I

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.


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Peter De Vries

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.


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Richard Adams, _Watership Down_

A thing can be true and still be desperate folly.


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Francis Maitland Balfour

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.



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