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Very Funny Things People Say - 140
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Andy Warhol
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
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John Sloan Dickey
There is no more vulnerable human combination than an undergraduate.
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Al Bernstein
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
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Paris Hilton
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything.
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Albert Eintein, World As I See It, 1934 - referring to the military system
That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of a band is enough to make me despise him. He has only been given his big brain by mistake; a backbone was all he needed.
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William H. Mauldin
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
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Neil A. Maxwell
Although we were sent into a failing world, we were not sent to fail.
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Unknown
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
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Steve Crosby
You have to believe that the universe will provide.
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Vince Lombardi
The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules - but to win. And in truth, I've never known a man worth his salt who in the long run, deep down in his heart, didn't appreciate the grind, the discipline.
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G. Hopper
Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.
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