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Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 189
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Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies - Digital Security in a Networked World -- by Bruce Schneier - ISBN 0-471-25311-1
Security is a process, not a product.
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Milton Friedman
A society that puts equality... ahead of freedom will end up with neither.
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Homer, The Iliad
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
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Carl Sagan
All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
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Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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John Keats, -
Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye know, and all ye need to know.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Of all nature's gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children
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Samuel Butler
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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John Heywood
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as You can't have you're cake and eat it, too.
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I Ching
He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair.
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Dan Quayle
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
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Roger Babson
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
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