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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Things People Say - 136

William James

There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision.


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Bernadette

To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.


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William James

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their prejudices.


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James Allen

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.


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Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.


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Annette Goodheart

Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you can't enjoy your life.


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Edward Young

A God all mercy is a God unjust.


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Pablo Picasso

Accidents, try to change them -- it's impossible. The accidental reveals man.


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Ross Hersey

Look not back in anger, nor forward in fear But around you in awareness.


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Eric Hoffer

It is by its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts the weak.


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Nancy Kerrigan

Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges everywhere. But if you listen to the sound of your own voice, you can rise above doubt and judgment. And you can see forever.


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Scott Reed

This one step -- choosing a goal and sticking to it -- changes everything.



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