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Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 185
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Walter Bagehot
The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards.
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Dee Wallace Stone
We create our lives a thought at a time. And sometimes, it comes down to changing a thought such as 'Why did this happen to me' into 'There is a divine plan and there is a reason for this, and my choice is to create the most positive reaction I can.'
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Merry Browne
The elegance of honesty needs no adornment.
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Author Unknown
Make service your first priority, not success and success will follow.
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Ovid
We are slow to believe that which if believed would hurt our feelings.
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Seneca
Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
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David Guterson
To persevere is always a reflection of the state of one's inner life, one's philosophy and one's perspective.
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Charles Peguy
We must always tell what we see. Above all, and this is more difficult, we must always see what we see.
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Nicholas Chamfort
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
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Anatole France
The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever.
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Trey and Matt Stone Parker
I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that ther's always somebody there, somebody that's family.
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Christopher Fry
Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement.
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