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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings - 72

Homer

A companion's words of persuasion are effective.


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Margaret Hilda Thatcher

If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affairs in good times and in bad, a country that is always reliable, then you have to have a touch of iron about you.


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Albert Guinon

There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.


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Plato

No human thing is of serious importance.


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Will Rogers

The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.


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Albert Schweitzer

A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.


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Author Unknown

There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion that will cover the other six days of the week.


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Denis de Rougemont

Social confusion has now reached a point at which the pursuit of immorality turns out to be more exhausting than compliance with the old moral codes.


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Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

We need never be ashamed of our tears.


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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu

When armies are mobilized and issues are joined, The man who is sorry over the fact will win.


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J. Mark Wallace

Life is a continual upgrade.


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James Barrie

One's religion is whatever one is most interested in.



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