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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Famous People Sayings - 119

William Punshon

Cowardice asks: Is it safe? Expediency asks: Is it politic? But Conscience asks: Is it right?


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Eric Hoffer

Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute for the lost faith in ourselves.


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Marshall Ganz, quoted by Sara Rimer in New York Times

Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.


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John Maynard Keynes

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.


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Michelangelo Buonarroti

Lord grant that I might always desire more than I can accomplish.


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Jean Cocteau

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like


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Thomas Jefferson

This institution will be based upon the illimitable freedom of the human mind. For here we are not afraid to follow truth wherever it may lead, nor to tolerate any error so long as reason is left free to combat it.


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Francis Quarles

Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.


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Unknown Russian

Every culture has its distinctive and normal system of government. Yours is democracy, moderated by corruption. Ours is totalitarianism, moderated by assassination.


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William Shakespeare

He is not great who is not greatly good.


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Jim Horning

Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.


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Harry S Truman

In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won was over themselves...self-discipline with all of them came first.



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