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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 200
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Brenda Ueland
Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers.
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Samuel Johnson
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.
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Eugene Bullard
Tout le sang qui coule rouge; All blood is red.
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Thomas Paine
What we obtain too cheap we esteem too little it is dearness only that gives everything its value.
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Fletcher Knebel
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
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Marshal Tito
Any movement in history which attempts to perpetuate itself, becomes reactionary.
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Barbara Johnson
Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.
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R. D. Laing
Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.
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Erich Fromm
If faith cannot be reconciled with rational thinking, it has to be eliminated as an anachronistic remnant of earlier stages of culture and replaced by science dealing with facts and theories which are intelligible and can be validated.
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Linnaeus
Nature does not proceed by leaps.
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