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Sydney Harris
Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.
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Aesop
United we stand, divided we fall.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The human mind is our fundamental resource.
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Author Unknown
Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.
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Sir Francis Bacon
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
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Harold Ruopp
ife does not require us to make good it asks only that we give our best at each level of experience.
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William Shakespeare, A Comedy of Errors
He that commends me to mine own content Commends me to the thing I cannot get.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Learn to say no. It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin.
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Virgil
Your descendants shall gather your fruits.
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Marya Mannes
The great omission in American life is solitude. . . that zone of time and space, free from the outside pressures, which is the incinerator of the spirit.
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Soren Kierkegaard
A poet is an unhappy being whose heart it torn by secret sufferings, but whose lips are so strangely formed that when the sighs and the cries escape them, they sound like beautiful music... and then people crowd about the poet and say to him: Sing for us soon again; that is as much as to say. May new sufferings torment your soul.
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