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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 180
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Robert Lynd
There are two sorts of curiosity -- the momentary and the permanent. The momentary is concerned with the odd appearance on the surface of things. The permanent is attracted by the amazing and consecutive life that flows on beneath the surface of things.
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Phaedrus
There is danger in both belief and unbelief.
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James Madison, Federalist Papers (# 10)
Democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security, or the rights of property; have in general been as short in their lives as they are violent in their deaths.
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Jim Davis
It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one can't do.
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Henry David Thoreau
Nature abhors a vacuum, and if I can only walk with sufficient carelessness I am sure to be filled.
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John Erskine
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
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M. Cartmill
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
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Alexander Graham Bell
The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion... It is the man who carefully advances step by step, with his mind becoming wider and wider - and progressively better able to grasp any theme or situation - persevering in what he knows to be practical, and concentrating his thought upon it, who is bound to succeed in the greatest degree.
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David Reisman
Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
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Bill McIntire
Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning auto shows to reduce drunken driving.
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Bruce Lee
Not being tense but ready. Not thinking but not dreaming. Not being set but flexible. Liberation from the uneasy sense of confinement. It is being wholly and quietly alive, aware and alert, ready for whatever may come.
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Aesop
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
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