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Horace, Epistles
The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
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Henry Kissinger
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
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Katherine Paterson
Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to turn it into fiction in order to give it credibility.
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Sam Donaldson
I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny.
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Thomas Hobbes
Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly.
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Christopher Morley
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
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Luther Standing Bear
Civilization has been thrust upon me... and it has not added one whit to my love for truth, honesty, and generosity.
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Henry Rollins, From his song "Shine"
When you start to doubt yourself, the real world will eat you alive.
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Otto von Bismark
Politics is no exact science.
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Alan Ashley-Pitt
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.
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Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
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Marva Collins
Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide.
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