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Funniest Things People Say - 19
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J. Krishnamurti
Without freedom from the past, there is no freedom at all, because the mind is never new, fresh, innocent.
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Wendell Willkie
The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.
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Unknown
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand.
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Oscar Wilde
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field full of holes
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Elbert Hubbard
Live truth instead of professing it.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.
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Baltasar Gracian
Know how to ask. There is nothing more difficult for some people, nor for others, easier.
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Sarah Knowles Bolton
Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do.
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Henry Moore
One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.
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William Makepeace Thackery
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
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Graffito, reported by Herb Caen, San Francisco Chronicle, April 24, 1980
Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam
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