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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 27
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Edward Shepherd Mead
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.
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Prince Klemens Wenzel Nepomuk Lothar von Metternich
I came into the world either too early or too late at present, I am good for nothing.
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Samuel Johnson
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
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Anais Nin, House of Incest
I looked with chameleon eyes upon the changing face of the world, looked with anonymous vision upon my uncompleted self.
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David McCullough
There is only one person who can measure your success. That person is you.
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Claude Pepper
Life is like a bicycle you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.
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Jacob Bronowski, 1976
Knowledge is an unending adventure at the edge of uncertainty.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
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Rudolph Rocker
Power operates only destructively, bent always on forcing every manifestation of life into the straitjacket of its laws. Its intellectual form of expression is dead dogma, its physical form brute force. And this unintelligence of its objectives sets its stamp on its supporters also and renders them stupid and brutal, even when they were originally endowed with the best of talents. One who is constantly striving to force everything into a mechanical order at last becomes a machine himself and loses all human feeling.
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Dale Carnegie
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
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Cicero
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - that man is black at heart: mark and avoid him.
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